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WPA FF7 for maximum lulz

How to name the characters when you play FF7:
Cloud: Paat (spiky hair, big sword)
Tifa: Sura (can kick your ass, well-endowed)
Barret: Helmer
Red XIII: Red (she's a furry lol)
Aeris: Sakura (or Shion or someone you want to die)
Yuffie: MOMO
Vincent: Allen (so fucking emo it hurts)
Cait Sith: Masa Nori (this is obvious)
Cid: Matthews

...and you will get maximum enjoyment from the game.
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