WPA FF7 for maximum lulz
How to name the characters when you play FF7:
Cloud: Paat (spiky hair, big sword)
Tifa: Sura (can kick your ass, well-endowed)
Red XIII: Red (she's a furry lol)
Aeris: Sakura (or Shion or someone you want to die)
Vincent: Allen (so fucking emo it hurts)
Cait Sith: Masa Nori (this is obvious)
...and you will get maximum enjoyment from the game.
Happy Founder's Day!
I neglected to mention that last Thursday was Founder's Day (AKA the day the "fraternity" was founded). So yeah. Let's have an e-party.
Poor, poor Allen!
It was a dark and stormy night, which of course meant that Allen Ridgely was once again alone. With nothing to console him from his loneliness but hot pockets - which he loved ever so much - and his favorite Beyonce CD, Allen had finally had enough. This time, he said to himself, he would win over Shion's heart. It was something he said to himself often.
The idea had come to him during one of his many pity parties. There, as he lay in bed with his pink-striped boxers, and t-shirt, was the Magic Bullet. The
glow of the the TV was like a ray of light shining down from heaven, truly. Clearly, it was a message from god in the form of the infomercial.
Allen, without a moment to waste, ordered the appliance that claimed to do wonders, albeit not on love lives, but surely nachos were just as good! He then snatched up his thesaurus to write the perfect letter to go along with his amazing gift, as his vocabulary skills weren't nearly as good as his ingenious ideas to sweep women off their feet.I propose that someone else write the next part! Go, go, Rally! You must include references to "wishing I could quit you," pudding, and abortion clinics.
We're having a contest. You have to write fanfiction of the COOL CREW. It can be anything, as long as the following happens:
1. The COOL CREW gets transported to the Xenosaga universe.
2. Allen appears.
3. Thesauri MUST be mentioned.
4. You MUST make a reference to Beyonce.
The winner will get something awesome.
Don't take out any of the interests...because it took Paat and me LITERALLY HOURS to come up with them.